Daily Joke: I can hear music coming out of my printer – I think the paper’s jamming again.

Daily Joke: Escalators don’t break down; they just turn into stairs.

Daily Joke: My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So, I had to put my foot down.

Daily Joke: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.

Daily Joke: I totally understand how batteries feel, because I’m rarely ever included in things, either.

Daily Joke: A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Daily Joke: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!

Daily Joke: A bacon and two eggs walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender says: ‘Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.’