Daily Joke: Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Daily Joke: Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

Daily Joke: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Daily Joke: Does running late count as exercise?

Daily Joke: Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.

Daily Joke: Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

Daily Joke: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Daily Joke: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.