Daily Joke: How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Daily Joke: Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Daily Joke: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger – then it hit me.

Daily Joke: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain.

Daily Joke: My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

Daily Joke: Four fonts walk into a bar, but the barman says: ‘Get out! We don’t want your type in here!’

Daily Joke: I cleaned the attic with my wife the other day – now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Daily Joke: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.