Daily Joke: I hate Russian dolls – they’re so full of themselves.

Daily Joke: How does NASA organise their company parties? They planet.

Daily Joke: Why did the stop light turn red? You would, too, if you had to change in the middle of the street.

Daily Joke: Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Daily Joke: Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Daily Joke: Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

Daily Joke: Once, my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days, he kept leaving little messages around the house.

Daily Joke: A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.