Daily Joke: Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Daily Joke: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Daily Joke: For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Daily Joke: You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

Daily Joke: Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?

Daily Joke: I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’

Daily Joke: I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.

Daily Joke: My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97-years-old, and we have no idea where he is.