Daily Joke: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

Daily Joke: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish.

Daily Joke: What did the pirate say when he turned 80-years-old? Aye matey.

Daily Joke: Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

Daily Joke: Why do the French like to eat snails so much? They can’t stand fast food.

Daily Joke: I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It’s a whisk I was willing to take.

Daily Joke: Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Daily Joke: Before I criticise a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticise him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.