Daily Joke: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Daily Joke: Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

Daily Joke: Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Daily Joke: Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

Daily Joke: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

Daily Joke: What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!

Daily Joke: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide-and-seek? Because he was always spotted.

Daily Joke: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? ‘Put it on my bill.’