Daily Joke: What did one candle say to the other? ‘I’ll be going out tonight.’

Daily Joke: Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus? Because it’s well-armed.

Daily Joke: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Daily Joke: Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

Daily Joke: Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Daily Joke: Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

Daily Joke: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

Daily Joke: What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!