Daily Joke: Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Daily Joke: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up.

Daily Joke: Why did the teddy bear say no to the pudding? Because he was stuffed!

Daily Joke: Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Daily Joke: Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: ‘Oh, for goodness sake! Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!’

Daily Joke: What is a shark’s two favourite words? ‘Man overboard!’

Daily Joke: I was born to be wild, but only ’til about 9PM or so.

Daily Joke: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.