Daily Joke: Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Daily Joke: Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: ‘Oh, for goodness sake! Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!’

Daily Joke: What is a shark’s two favourite words? ‘Man overboard!’

Daily Joke: I was born to be wild, but only ’til about 9PM or so.

Daily Joke: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Daily Joke: Does running late count as exercise?

Daily Joke: Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.

Daily Joke: Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.