Daily Joke: Why did the lion spit out the clown? He tasted funny!

Daily Joke: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!

Daily Joke: Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

Daily Joke: Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Daily Joke: Why did the tailor go the doctor? Because he had pins and needles!

Daily Joke: Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Daily Joke: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up.

Daily Joke: Why did the teddy bear say no to the pudding? Because he was stuffed!