Daily Joke: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!

Daily Joke: Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Daily Joke: Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

Daily Joke: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Daily Joke: Why do ducks fly south in winter? Because walking takes too long?

Daily Joke: Why did the musician keep her trumpet in the fridge? She liked cool music.

Daily Joke: Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water?

Daily Joke: Why did the moon burp? Because it was full!