Daily Joke: Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

Daily Joke: Why did the girl bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Daily Joke: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

Daily Joke: What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing, because bananas can’t talk.

Daily Joke: What falls in winter, but never gets hurt? Snow!

Daily Joke: What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.

Daily Joke: How do you talk to a giant? Use big words!

Daily Joke: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!