Daily Joke: What’s yellow and looks like pineapple? A lemon with a new haircut.

Daily Joke: Why do birds fly? It’s faster than walking.

Daily Joke: Where do elephants pack their clothes? In their trunks!

Daily Joke: Why do porcupines always win a game? They have the most points.

Daily Joke: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? Because it was full.

Daily Joke: Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

Daily Joke: Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

Daily Joke: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.