Daily Joke: My friend’s in prison for flashing; he says he can’t bare it anymore.

Daily Joke: I asked my friend a question while he was eating an orange, but all I got was a pithy response.

Daily Joke: As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself that maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.

Daily Joke: If a child refuses to sleep during nap-time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Daily Joke: I like to hold hands at the movies, which always seems to startle strangers.

Daily Joke: My wife just found out that I replaced our bed with a trampoline – she hit the roof.

Daily Joke: I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, and then it dawned on me.

Daily Joke: I had a neck brace fitted years ago, and I’ve never looked back since.