Daily Joke: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

Daily Joke: Did you hear about the Mexican train-killer? He had locomotives.

Daily Joke: I bet the butcher forty bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said: ‘No, the steaks are too high.’

Daily Joke: Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand by the pool and throw them fish?

Daily Joke: How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Daily Joke: Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Daily Joke: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger – then it hit me.

Daily Joke: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain.