Daily Joke: I had a neck brace fitted years ago, and I’ve never looked back since.

Daily Joke: I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.

Daily Joke: Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!

Daily Joke: Velcro – what a rip-off!

Daily Joke: I had an argument with one of the seven dwarves – he wasn’t happy.

Daily Joke: To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet – you can hide, but you can’t run.

Daily Joke: Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.

Daily Joke: As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought: ‘Dogs are easily amused.’ Then I realised I was watching the dog chasing his tail.