Daily Joke: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Daily Joke: How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to swear? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’

Daily Joke: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Daily Joke: I was at a rock concert with my friend when he said he wanted to try crowd-surfing. I told him not to get carried away.

Daily Joke: This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’ I said: ‘Is that a fret?’

Daily Joke: I have a lot of growing up to do; I realised that the other day inside my fort.

Daily Joke: I was a bookkeeper for 10 years … the local library wasn’t too happy about it.

Daily Joke: I tried drag-racing the other day; it’s murder trying to run in those heels.