Daily Joke: A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.’

Daily Joke: My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

Daily Joke: I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.’

Daily Joke: How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.

Daily Joke: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Daily Joke: What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.

Daily Joke: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!

Daily Joke: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!