Daily Joke: I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared: ‘Hey, we were getting along pretty great lately!’

Daily Joke: What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.

Daily Joke: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Daily Joke: How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to swear? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’

Daily Joke: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Daily Joke: I do say ‘No’ to alcohol – it just doesn’t listen.

Daily Joke: If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Daily Joke: I was at a rock concert with my friend when he said he wanted to try crowd-surfing. I told him not to get carried away.