Daily Joke: Why did the stop light turn red? You would, too, if you had to change in the middle of the street.

Daily Joke: Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Daily Joke: Once, my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days, he kept leaving little messages around the house.

Daily Joke: A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.

Daily Joke: I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared: ‘Hey, we were getting along pretty great lately!’

Daily Joke: What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.

Daily Joke: My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97-years-old, and we have no idea where he is.

Daily Joke: I can hear music coming out of my printer – I think the paper’s jamming again.